Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

what the hell happened to your face

Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Oh look, I've found my knife

How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

America Votes

What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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