Sarah Palin

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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someone called a frog a frog

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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what the hell happened to your face

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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