What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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