- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

A Woman out of the kitchen

a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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