Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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women's rights

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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