Religion

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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Women's Rights

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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The Bible

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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