- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

Your mom is not fat!

Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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