Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

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what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

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what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

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Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

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Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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