- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

A man walks into a vagina

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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