Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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A Muslim, a Buddhist, and a Christian are on a plain. They have to jump off for some reason. The Muslim straps a bomb to his chest, jumps out of the plain, and screams "AHLA AKBAH"!!!! The Buddhist jumps out and says save me heavenly Buddha. A giant golden hand catches him and lightly places him on land. The Christian says "aw hell with this" and jumps out, then says "save me heavenly Buddha". The giant golden hand places him down gently on land. The Christian then says "thank god". The giant golden hand comes back down and kills him.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

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