What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

The Princess is in another castle

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Poop!!

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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