Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

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Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

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Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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i found waldo.

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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