- Anti Joke

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Obama walks into a hospital....

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.