A terrorist robs a walrus.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

ur gay

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Anti Joke

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