Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

Jebron Lames.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Whats worse than a joke? This

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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