Q: What did the poor man do when he saw a Ferrari? A: He realized that he would really enjoy having the money to buy such a nice vehicle, so he decided to take it upon himself to enroll in night classes. After many years of hard work, he earned a degree and a high-paying position at a large software corporation, and bought his dream car. He often told the story to his children as an example of what hard work and a goal in mind could achieve you. He lived a long, productive life and died fulfilled.

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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An irish man walks out of a bar

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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Basically copying you.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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