- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

The Princess is in another castle

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

No, Trinidad.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

9/11

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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