- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

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