There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

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A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

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Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

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Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

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whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

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Coach: Hey, you missed the team meeting today, but I wanted to let you know we've had a number of changes to the lineup. Player: Really? Who's on first? Coach: That's right. A man with the unlikely name of Mr. Who is on first. We also have Mr. What on second, and Mr. I Don't Know is on third. The rest of the team is the same. Player: Oh. People have weird names now. But I'm sure they're great guys. Thanks for explaining that. Coach: Any time. Don't mention it.

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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