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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Poop!!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

in soviet russia, cow milks you

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.