- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

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Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

A man walks into a vagina

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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