- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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