Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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Help I'm being raped!

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

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Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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Your gay

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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