- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Will nearis is here! Get it

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

cliché rebecca black joke.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

your mama so old, shes dead.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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