- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

People Eating Tasty Animals

What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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