A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

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Adam Chebali has no life

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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Girls soccer

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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derp

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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nickel back

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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