Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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360 NO SCOPE

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Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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Where's my tractor?

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

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You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

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Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

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What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he (assuming he bears male reproductive organs) saw some corn on the other side (using the light rays refracted primarily by his cornea onto the retina) which is his staple diet as he is a herbivorous chicken. As corn is the producer of the food chain in question and the chicken is the primary consumer, a fox being the secondary and an angry farmer being the tertiary, he needs to ingest this food source in order to obtain the glucose required to produce adenosine triphosphate by the process of aerobic respiration in the mitochondria of his chicken cells. Thus, the chicken crossed the road.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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