- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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