Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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What rhymes with you? You.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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