Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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I've got a boner

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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what the hell happened to your face

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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