Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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