What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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