here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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Women's Rights

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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