How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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FIRE!!

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Sonic

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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Women's Rights

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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