It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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