Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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penis

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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