Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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nick toth

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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