- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

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i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

Cows are land manatees.

What are annoying? Ads.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

Guest what? Dog

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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