- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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