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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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