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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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