why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

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A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

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I can be considerate if like someone is burning to death and I was the one considerate enough to lit them on fire... Wait no, I am considerate towards my friends (which are all ladies, all men besides me are obstacles and nothing else) AAAAND my logic processor broke down. Anyway, please do me the honors, take the last message.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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A man walks into a vagina

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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