Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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Roses are red.

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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KOOKABURRA

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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