shut up kobe!

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

If youre African, why are you white?

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

I like touching my boobs

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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