what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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a black guy hates chicken.

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Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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