what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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I regret everything.....

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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Guess who is violent. Osama

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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