Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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