What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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The Earth is a nice place to live.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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