- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

No, Trinidad.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

9/11

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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