Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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