- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

No, Trinidad.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

9/11

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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