- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

A chicken walks into a barn.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

Guess who is violent. Osama

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

I regret everything.....

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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