I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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Bob Saget

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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hi joshua

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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8--------------------- penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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