Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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Dusters blow stuff.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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