What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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A man walks into a vagina

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

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I can be considerate if like someone is burning to death and I was the one considerate enough to lit them on fire... Wait no, I am considerate towards my friends (which are all ladies, all men besides me are obstacles and nothing else) AAAAND my logic processor broke down. Anyway, please do me the honors, take the last message.

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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